Saturday, March 16, 2013

I've Moved!

Don't know what I'm doing, but I made the jump to tumblr! I'm still sorting through all of the kinks, as the import fooled around with my formatting & labels.

I made it easy for you fine folks to find me: maloneski.tumblr.com


I'll see you there... or I'll see you at another time!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Branding

Since Not Your Mama's Blog was born almost two years ago, it has become such a wonderful outlet for me. I have been encouraged to take more pictures, find new spots in my hood, and take time for myself. (Which is easy to forget these days!)

Lately, I have been thinking about how I can expand my empire this thing. Don't get me wrong, I love my faithful followers! Major shout out to Jen, Elise, Shannon, Shaneé, and Mr. Malone!

But maybe, just maybe, I'd like to know that there are others out there who make their way back here. Maybe there are millions hundreds ten other people who find amusement in my glassybaby addiction. And maybe there are a few out there who, as they read a certain post, nod their head and think "I'm not the only one."

At the same time, however, I'm nervous to put myself out there. What if people don't think I'm as witty as I find myself?!!

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All you other bloggers out there, how have you gone about "branding" yourself?

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

The Rose City

A weekend away was just what Mr. Malone and I needed. No agenda - just the desire to get out of town.

And, much to our delight, Portland greeted us with sunshine! We walked, we ate and we spent time with dear friends.

Thanks, P-Town, we'll be back!

The Original

My favorite travel companion


Portland Fire & Rescue

Portland Saturday Market


Paparazzi status



Mother's brunch - do it

Nothing but love for the 5-0-3

Monday, March 11, 2013

Stack Happy

A trip to Portland and shopping go hand-in-hand. (No sales tax - duh!)

What I really needed was a bathing suit for our upcoming Hawaii trip, but didn't have much luck. Instead of going home empty handed wristed, I picked up a couple of bracelets and a new pair of earrings.

Do you all agree that Kate Spade has the cutest accessories?!


All images via Nordstrom

Pic of the Week : Trainspotting


PDX --> SEA

Monday, March 4, 2013

Pic of the Week : Aftermath


Signs of a successful shindig!

See It: Silver Linings Playbook

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After a very busy weekend, a lazy Sunday was exactly what the doctor ordered. The choice? Taking in a movie at Pacific Place - "Silver Linings Playbook." I had been asking Mr. Malone to see this for awhile now, and since Jennifer Lawrence was recently named the Best Actress, it seemed like a no-brainer. However, I was a bit skeptical. I had heard some mixed reviews, including one that led me to believe I'd be walking out of the theater scratching my head & confused.

Thankfully, this couldn't have been further from the truth. I found the movie to be completely straight forward and I LOVED the chemistry between Lawrence & Bradley Cooper. I wasn't expecting it to be as funny or romantic as it turned out to be, but it seemed like the perfect balance to the film's "heavier" plot lines. (Cooper played a recently-released mental patient, while Lawrence was a widow.) It was emotional without being depressing, romantic without being mushy, while still being extremely thought-provoking and inspiring.

One thing that was difficult for me during this movie was knowing that Jennifer Lawrence had already taken home the Oscar. Don't get me wrong, I thought she was fantastic, but I kept questioning whether or not she out-performed Jessica Chastain in "Zero Dark Thirty." And it's a damn shame Daniel Day Lewis was nominated, because I thought Bradley Cooper did an unbelievable job.

If you're looking for a nontraditional rom com, this could be the movie for you!

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Mike & Lindsay's Baby Shower

Remember this little nugget? The one I tried to pass as my own? Mr. Malone and I had the honor of showering the parents-to-be yesterday. And while weather didn't cooperate, the love and support in the house was overwhelming.

I, for one, am thrilled to meet my little godson.


Was finally able to use my new camera lens that I received for my birthday - amazing on close ups!

Instead of traditional gifts, we asked each guest to bring their favorite child storybook.

A banner of baby clothes was the perfect decoration. (Oh, and the cutest.)
Big brother - in the zone.

Yakima's finest.



Amazing diaper cake - wish I could take the credit!



Perhaps our most adorable guest.


Congratulations, Mike & Lindsay! Let the countdown to baby begin!

Friday, March 1, 2013

Hear See Hope

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Shannon was generous enough to invite me, along with two other girlfriends, to the Hear See Hope charity auction last night. The Hear See Hope Foundation raises money for Usher Syndrome, which is the most common cause of deaf-blindness in the United States. It is a combination of Retinitis Pigmentosa (RP) and some level of hearing loss. There are about 10-15,000 people with Usher syndrome in the United States today.

Pre-auction happy hour at RN74? Check!
Catering by Wild Ginger? Check!
A night at Triple Door with great friends? Check!
Pretending like we were Real Housewives of Seattle? Priceless!

It was a great night out and it was nice to learn about such a worthy cause. Initial counts show $100K raised!

Thanks again for the invite, Shannon!

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Media Blackout

Today has been insanely difficult. Allow me to tell you why.

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As some of you may know, the finale of "Top Chef: Seattle" was last night. Because the new episode doesn't begin until way past my bedtime 10pm, I have no clue who won. (I normally would use this opportunity to link the television title to the show's site, but that would be far too dangerous!)

Earlier in the season, Restaurant Wars was ruined for me because of Twitter. NEVER AGAIN! I have avoided everything, including "The Seattle Times", because I have heard they spoil the results. (Again, I really want to include a link to the newspaper, but I'm taking no chances.)

Please don't spoil it!

Monday, February 25, 2013

Pic of the Week : Cover Girls


I've never met a photo booth I didn't like.

Pretzel Bites

I have always wanted to try making soft pretzels at home, but I was so intimidated by them. It seemed like there were so many steps and I was convinced I would ruin them if I ever tried.

Enter Oscar night. I knew I wanted to bring something salty and I also wanted to try something different. What better time to face ones fears! And honestly? These really couldn't have been simpler. You definitely can't be in a rush, though, as you need to let the yeast in the dough work its magic for at least an hour. The pretzels were great on their own, but the recipe I found recommended a cheddar cheese dipping sauce.

Gee, twist my arm!



SOFT PRETZEL BITES

1 1/2 C warm water
1 package active dry yeast
2 Tbsp light brown sugar
3 oz unsalted butter, melted
2 1/2 Tsp kosher salt
4 1/2 to 5 C all-purpose flour
Vegetable oil
3 quarts water
3/4 C baking soda
1 egg, beaten with 1 Tbsp cold water
Sea salt (The recipe calls for coarse salt - I only had fine salt and it worked just fine)

*In a stand mixer, combine water, yeast, brown sugar and butter. Mix with a dough hook until combined and let sit for 5 minutes. (You'll see the yeast become foamy on top.)
*Add the salt and flour gradually at low speed. Increase the speed to medium and knead the dough until it becomes smooth and pulls away from the bowl, about 3-4 minutes. If the dough is too wet, add more flour, 1 Tbsp at a time.
*Remove dough from the bowl and knead with your hands. Oil a large bowl and turn the dough to coat. Cover with a towel and leave in a warm place until doubled in size, at least one hour.
*Once the dough has risen, remove from the bowl and divide into 8 equal pieces, roughly 4 1/2 ounces each. (I used my kitchen scale for this, topped with plastic wrap so the dough didn't stick.)
*Roll each piece into a rope, starting in the middle and working your hands outwards. Cut the dough into 1-inch pieces to make the bites. (I used a pizza cutter - brilliant!)
*In a large pot, bring the water and baking soda to a boil. In batches, boil the bites for about thirty seconds. Use a slotted spoon to remove the bites from the water, and place on greased cookie sheets. Make sure the pretzel bites are not touching!
*Brush each pretzel with the egg wash and sprinkle liberally with salt.
*Bake at 425 degrees for 15-18 minutes, or until brown. (For my oven, I was done at 13-14 minutes, so keep an eye on them!)
*Let cool for 5 minutes and serve. I know it will be difficult, but try to share!

CHEESE SAUCE

1/2 Tbsp unsalted butter
1/2 Tbsp flour
1/2 C milk
8 oz cheddar cheese, grated

*Melt the butter in a saucepan over medium heat. Add flour and cook for one minute.
*Add milk and mix until slightly thickened.
*Remove from heat and add cheese. Mix until the sauce is smooth. Season with salt and pepper, if desired.

Friday, February 22, 2013

Weekend!

Can I get an "Amen" to that?!

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Looking forward to tasting some yummy beers on Saturday with my girl, Molly. Nothing says "Farewell February" like some quality brew and a great friend!

And of course, it's Oscar Sunday! Sarah, for the past three years, has hosted a soiree at her place. Sweats are REQUIRED, while treats & beverages are readily consumed. Cannot wait to see what all of the stars are wearing!

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Enjoy it, friends, it's the weekend!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Lately

I don't know if it is all of the HGTV I've been watching or what, but all I want to do is buy furniture. 

(Oh, and a house.)

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With the exception of the chandelier and the side tables, I'm loving this bedroom set-up. The headboard, the cozy linens, and the bright pop of color from the lamps. I wouldn't be upset about waking up in this room.

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I'm trying to convince Mr. Malone that a small metallic or mirrored side table would be AMAZING. (If looks could kill.)

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I am dying for a table like this. I love that there is the ability to dress it up, or down, depending on the chairs selected. It just screams "home" to me. As much as I love a darker finish, I am actually okay with the light color of this table.

What does YOUR dream home look like?

Friday, February 15, 2013

The Sick Day Project


Coming to you from my sick bed, where I have just discovered "The Mindy Project."

How have I not watched this before? And why the hell does Xfinity On Demand not have every episode?

Don't they realize what people do when they don't feel well?! Get your shit together, Xfinity!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Horrible News

This title may be what is called an overreaction.

But my favorite blogger, who I affectionately call "blog lady," has made her blog private.

Who am I supposed to creep on read about now?!

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Hope you come back soon, blog lady. Real soon.

Wonton Wednesday

Remember that cooking class Mr. Malone and I took awhile back? We have been talking about actually making dim sum at home ever since, and didn't actually see it through until last night. The wontons didn't look so appetizing once they were steamed, but they sure tasted great!

Our happy little wontons, before they hit the steamer.

STEAMED SHRIMP & SCALLION WONTONS
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3/4" piece fresh ginger, peeled
2 cloves garlic, peeled
1 bunch cilantro (As you may know, I hate cilantro, so we added very little.)
2 Tbsp soy sauce
1 Tbsp sesame oil
2 green chilies (Or more if you like it. 2 had plenty of kick for my taste buds.)
1 pound shrimp, shelled
1 package wonton wrappers (We used square, but I think round would have been easier.)

*In a food processor, mix ginger, garlic, cilantro, soy sauce, sesame oil and chilies. Taste before adding the shrimp! Add more garlic or ginger, if needed.
*Add shrimp and mix until combined.
*Place a heaping teaspoon of the shrimp mixture in the middle of the wonton wrapper. Use a little bit of water on the edges, to seal. Make sure seams are closed tightly!
*We steamed our wontons in the rice cooker, but you could pan fry these as well. We were also able to freeze more than half, making an easy dinner in the future. Enjoy!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Floppy Hat

With our trip to Hawaii quickly approaching, I have started my search for new bathing suits and warm-weather apparel. (Does everybody else hate bathing suit shopping as much as I do? Where can I go where I won't hate it?!)

While perusing some of my favorite sites, I thought that I may need a hat. And not just any hat... a floppy one.

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Friends, is this something I can get away with?! Help!

Friday, February 8, 2013

And That Makes 3

Three Daughters.
Three Weddings.
Three Sons.

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The final Jewski is taking the plunge! A big hug and many congrats to my sister & her man - let's boogie!

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

See It: Argo

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Apparently, Mr. Malone and I have been in the mood for some movie watching! My lovely friend Sarah turned 27 yesterday and we all got together to celebrate over the weekend. Her birthday wish? Getting together for drinks, food & "Argo" at iPic in Redmond. (Whoa - fancy, much?!)

I loved this movie. I thought it was so well done, despite how anxiety-inducing it was. No joke, my heart was absolutely racing the last 25-30 minutes. Even though I knew what was going to happen, the way it was shown on film was maddening. (You know when you want to scream at the characters in the movie? That is exactly how I felt.)

At the end, they had side-by-side photos of each houseguest, along with who played them in the movie. Unreal! The resemblance some of the actors had to the people they were portraying was uncanny. (Well, almost.)

Definitely worth seeing! And if you are feeling like a boss, you should also check out the swanky theatre at Redmond Town Center. (But be prepared for overpriced menu items. A margarita for $15?! I'll stick with my Bud Light, thank you!)

See It: Zero Dark Thirty

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Mr. Malone and I caught "Zero Dark Thirty" at the Majestic Bay Theatre a few weeks ago. (Side note: this may be the cutest movie theatre I've ever been to.)

Since we had just finished season two of "Homeland",we thought this was the perfect movie to see. (That, and I don't think Mr. Malone was up for "Silver Linings Playbook.") I, for the most part, really enjoyed it. I did find the beginning to be a little slow, but once their mission was a-go, I was on the edge of my seat. However, the ending did nothing for me. Was I the only one who didn't really get it?!

Of course, I loved seeing a little bit of "Parks & Rec" on the big screen, courtesy of Chris Pratt. An odd casting, for sure, but he brought some much-needed comedic relief to an otherwise heavy film.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Oatmeal Raisin & Cranberry Cookies

I'm apparently on an oatmeal kick lately - muffins AND cookies. Along with running, I find baking to be quite the stress reliever. It doesn't hurt that oatmeal raisin cookies are Mr. Malone's favorite. (When is he going to start baking?!)


OATMEAL RAISIN & CRANBERRY COOKIES

3/4 C butter (1 1/2 sticks)
1 C brown sugar, packed
1/2 C granulated sugar
1 Tsp baking soda
1/4 Tsp baking powder
1/2 Tsp cinnamon (This is optional, but I went for it)
1 egg
1 Tsp vanilla extract
1 3/4 C all-purpose flour
2 C rolled oats
1/2 C raisins
1/2 C dried cranberries

*Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
*In a large bowl, or KitchenAid, cream butter on medium speed.
*Add brown sugar, granulated sugar, baking soda, baking powder and, if desired, cinnamon. Mix until combined, scraping the sides of the bowl occassionally.
*Beat in egg and vanilla.
*Slowly add flour, making sure all ingredients are incorporated.
*Stir in oats by hand. Once combined, add raisins and cranberries.
*Place dough by rounded teaspoons onto baking sheets, leaving an inch or two in between. (The dough didn't spread very much. I was able to get 12-13 cookies per sheet.)
*Bake for 10-12 minutes and enjoy!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

PDX

Sad story - Mr. Malone and I never really celebrated our wedding anniversary. Well, I take that back. We did celebrate, but we have yet to fulfill our gift to each other: the gift of cotton.

Did you know that someone had the time created a list of traditional anniversary gifts that correspond with each year? Seriously - check it out.

A friend of mine gave me a coupon for Amtrak... buy one adult ticket and get one FREE! Sounds like the perfect excuse to get away to Portland with my main man. Bonus? Saw an article in The Seattle Times about how to score sweet deals when booking a hotel by April 1.
 
The plan? Sleep, eat, shop, get camera happy, and make time to see our college friends.

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Anybody have any great recommendations?

Things to Come?

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I'm trying... and I'm hoping some new developments at work will do the trick. Fingers crossed!

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